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Updated: 2026-07-28
Rotten BANANA of the Week: LUNA 🌕🍌 The granddaddy of all rugs. The one that humbled us all. $60B gone in a flash. LUNA speedran “too stable to fail.” They called it a stablecoi…
Starting 2ndOctober, we'll be peeling back the nastiest rugs in crypto once a week. Name 'em. Shame 'em. Cry together. Laugh together. This week’s Rotten BANANA: Aquabot 🪦 Pulle…
🍌 SHOW US YOUR BANANA STASH 🍌 Hi Minions Which BANANA in your collection is your pride & joy? 🔹 Screenshot your favorite banana(s) on the platform 🔹 Post & tag @thebananation o…
PEELers, our time is coming. We’ve all been there: rugged by projects, nuked by markets, fired from jobs. Life keeps piling on, and all that’s left is to laugh while molding into…
A head-to-head of how Backpack and Phantom advertise on Telegram — the Solana-rooted exchange-and-wallet versus the leading self-custody wallet, their creative and targeting differences, and what the Telegram Ads Spy archive reveals.
How advertisers reach Belgian audiences on Telegram — one of Europe's toughest gambling and ad-restriction regimes pushing operators offshore, a Dutch/French/German language split, and EU-regulated crypto and trading.
How advertisers reach Irish audiences on Telegram — an English-speaking EU member inside the UK-Ireland creative pool, a fintech and tech-HQ hub, EU-regulated crypto and forex, and offshore gambling under a tightening licensing regime.
How advertisers reach Korean audiences on Telegram — the real-name banking regime that pushes activity offshore, one of the world's most intense retail-crypto cultures, gaming and esports adjacency, and won-denominated payment friction.
Flags — the regions we asked our observer pool for while recording this ad in this channel. That is a label on our request, not a confirmed place of viewing: when no account is available in the requested country the pool silently substitutes another and does not say so. It is not the advertiser's targeting country either. We stopped requesting the region on {date}, so newer creatives carry no flags at all. The channel's main country (by its language) is highlighted in blue; regions under 5% are collapsed into +N.
⏰ Reminder, Minions! The wallet submission is closing soon, submit your EVM wallet before 20th September (00:00 UTC). No submission = no eligibility for future rewards. Don’t mis…
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📢 Banana Airdrop Wallet Submission Hey Minions!!!! Submit your EVM wallet to secure future airdrops and rewards! 🍌✨ ⚠️ Please note: Once submitted, your wallet cannot be change…
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